A Boy in Trouble
Robert Carey, aged eight
Part 2 of a short story series about the young Robert Carey - and in case you don't already have it, you can get part 1 as well, A Pest of a Boy.
Robert Carey, aged eight
Part 2 of a short story series about the young Robert Carey - and in case you don't already have it, you can get part 1 as well, A Pest of a Boy.
\”Yeah, mum, I\’ve thought how you could get a camel through the eye of a needle. You could liquidize it, mush it up really well, and then…\”
After I\’d annoyed him in some mum-ish way. \”If you weren\’t my mum, I\’d beat you to death with a statue of the Buddha just for the effing irony of it.\”
After a conversation about going to church. \”Apart from the thing about believing in God, I\’m an agnostic.\”
\”If tomato\’s a fruit, does that mean ketchup\’s a smoothie?\”