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The philosophical sayings of teenage son no. 2

\”Yeah, mum, I\’ve thought how you could get a camel through the eye of a needle. You could liquidize it, mush it up really well, and then…\”

After I\’d annoyed him in some mum-ish way. \”If you weren\’t my mum, I\’d beat you to death with a statue of the Buddha just for the effing irony of it.\”

After a conversation about going to church. \”Apart from the thing about believing in God, I\’m an agnostic.\”

\”If tomato\’s a fruit, does that mean ketchup\’s a smoothie?\”

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